Mail time, mail time, MAIL TIME! Here’s the mail, it never fails, It makes me want to wag my tail, When it comes I wanna wail - MAIL!
LAWRENCE! No words, buddy. True friendship right here. In my hands. Just waiting to be opened! I read on the manifest that you sent me Tim Tams and vegemeat? So varied (and very, very much appreciated).
I had a cheesy-as-fuck paragraph all written up here (like I always do), but I decided against it. (See? I’m growing up! Well, maybe not really, because…) Instead, I’ve pasted it onto a text file, probably to be sent along with my package to you. I can’t seem to say no to cheese! #help
Can’t wait for you to get my package; hopefully it arrives in time for your birthday! Now get back home, stat, so we can talk and I can open this up! It’s been killing my focus all day XD